My boyfriend also gave me the teddy bear he had as a 1-year-old. So, I know for a FACT that this must have felt amazing for Becca. They all pile into a school bus and head to a middle school for a dodgeball masterclass lead by three positively terrifying children. But she doesn’t send him home right then (or at the rose ceremony).
In this moment, Lincoln is a less talented Serena Williams and Connor is just like … It’s a very loose metaphor and I’m still workshopping it.This drives Connor, just some white guy with Jordan Rogers hair, in-fucking-sane.He cannot and WILL NOT stand for another man to be excited in his presence.This is a Spoilered Rotten trope, that means that EVERY SINGLE EXAMPLE on this list is a spoiler by default and most of them will be unmarked.This is your last warning, only proceed if you really believe you can handle this list.LIL JON plays his own song and shouts words of encouragement to Becca as she does her own Country Time I need a gif of Becca smashing a Champagne bottle in slow motion. He was laughing and smiling at the sight of Becca tapping into the bitterness that lives deep inside her. The drama of this group date doesn’t happen until the cocktail party when Colton reveals that he used to date Tia.When I was in my early 20, my boyfriend (the first person I ever told “I love you”) cheated on me and in an attempt to make me feel better, my dad helped me smash all the cute mugs and gifts my boyfriend had given me in the backyard. If The final date of the week is for Garrett, Ricky, John, Ryan, Alex, Chris, Trent, Leo, Wills, and Colton. Becca has a meltdown and I had to Google “Tia the Bachelor” because I couldn’t remember if she was the one who had never had an orgasm. Becca feels completely sick over the fact that Colton might have come on her season hoping for Tia to be the Bachelorette.She has no other ambitions or expectations other than to be a wife and a mother.WHICH IS FINE but I wish I knew literally one other thing about her. It’s a state and we should all know the difference between a personality and a state in the contiguous United States. “Minnesota” and “nice” are the only things people can come up with to describe her, and those can be used interchangeably and we all know it. Don’t say “Minnesota” because that’s not a personality. She’s entertaining to watch, but I just don’t know how to describe her.